breathing room to make your own choices, curated for you

guided breathwork and nervous system support for overwhelmed rad humans

BREATHE with me

Leave your overwhelm at the door and breathe a little more love into your nervous system.Every breathing room is curated for rad humans like you, because life’s too short to hustle through existential dread.And you f*cking deserve better. Nope, no arguing with me. You do.So check out a room, take a breath, and maybe give yourself a little more breathing room today.

1:1 Zoom Guidance
$197/sesh

Check out the WAITING ROOM.

60-min guidance experience for when you keep replaying that decision you should make, waiting for the moment it finally feels obvious.

We’ll get you out of your head, back into your body, and make that decision you've been avoiding.

1:1 Async Guidance
$597/sesh

Wander around the BACKROOMS.

All-day, async coaching experience for the moments you’re hovering over the send button, rehearsing a boundary for the eight millionth time, avoiding a decision that’s taking up way too much brain space, or trying to make the right move while your body is like absolutely tf not.

We’ll explore the version of you that already did the thing so you can find the move that makes your brain happy and lets your body breathe.

Group Breathwork
$50/month | Founding Roomie

Cozy up inside the VIBE LOUNGE.

This monthly subscription gives you two live breathwork resets each month—perfect for a midweek recharge, energy alignment, and nervous system love.

Even if you’ve never breathed with anyone before, this is your space to exhale the bs, inhale the good ish, and chill tf out for a hot sec.

Plus, you get access to a growing library of nervous system support, short talks, Notion tools, and breath practices. Even if you can’t make every live session, your practice and nervous system stay supported all month long.

Not ready to commit? Grab a Vibe Pass for $15. It’s a single live session to experience the Vibe Lounge. If you cozy up with the Lounge later, I’ll credit that $15 toward your first month.

Breathe into the Inner Circle today as a lifetime founding member.

1:1 Breathwork & Guidance
$150/sesh | $420/3-Seshes | $810/6-Seshes

Soothe your existential dread in the HEALING ROOM.

In 75-mins, you’ll tell me where the bad systems hurt you, and I’ll prescribe a little breathwork to ease the aches.You’ll also get 5-days of async support to follow-up on your treatment. Schedule time to exhale existential dread and inhale sweet relief today.

DFY BIZ & TECH TIDY UP
$300/sesh

Riffle through the JUNK DRAWER.

Bring me your todos, and I handle what I can in 3-hrs. Focused, contained, and low-commitment.Walk away with breathing room in your day and a clear list of next steps.

Group Breathwork & Guidance | Workshops
Pricing Varies | Email for more info

Take over the world in the GATHERING ROOM.

Bring your crew, your friends and family, or your team.We'll set intentions and breathe together at work, at home, or anywhere you want more presence, focus, and connection.Perfect for celebrations, retreats, midweek resets… or corporate and brand gatherings that want to be more than just another meeting.

Buy me a coffee
Choose your Vibe

Share a LITTLE LOVE.

Support your fave, friendly neighborhood queer breathworker when you're feeling generous.Because queer joy could always use a little positive reinforcement.

Not quite ready to breathe with me?
F*ck Around & Find Breath instead.

It's a place to breathe, space to think, and room to unf*ck your life... a couple times a month (probs).

THE PAUSE PROTOCOL

HOW I CURATE YOUR BREATHING ROOM

> I promise to meet you where you are, esp if you're overstimulated, under caffeinated, and melodramatic AF.> I remind you that you get to breathe now, as you are, without any judgement.> I rebuke love-and-light nonsense. You don’t get to bypass your body or max out your nervous system here.> I customize for your needs. No two breathwork seshes are ever the same because we pause for you.> I treat your breath like it’s your superpower… because it is. With great breath comes greater responsibility to your life.

Seriously... you're overdue to open up some breathing room. Whatcha waiting for?

COMING SOON!
A Room with a View offering a little space for a lot of perspective.

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